I Look Forward To Seeing Each Other Between Variants
A party invitation template to copy and paste!
Dear Ye Swashbuckling Nasal Swabs,
It has been Too Long, amirite? I hope this note finds you and yours hunkered safe and…
SHUT IT, (what?) it is TIME to reconvene our merry little gaggle for the fun times! OMICHRONIC 2022, if you know what I mean, and I think you do since you are on this very exclusive shortlist of epidemiologists.
You are forthwith and heretofore cordially invited to a petit gathering, un little soirée, if you will (say you will!), date and time TBA but we will know it when we see those heat maps settle the hell down, so we can settle the hell in (amirite?) for some old fashioned cutting of the rugs.
I’m thinking brown liquor and field recordings, IPAs at like seven hours, a few growlers of The New Moonshine (local), and 14-day community positivity rates (also local!) at less than 0.5%, so figure mid-February or -March we just worst case kick it over Zoom, I believe you have my credentials.
No need to bring anything, just your bad selves and a negative antigen test; no PCRs accepted. (Kidding! Not really!)
RSVP (Binax when? Binax NOW!) and feel free to forward to similarly down—but still conscientious—amigos and pod members.
Let’s Get In Between Those Greek Letters And Each Other,
_(your name here!)__
February or March of what year? LOL
Binax when? lol ha haa good one.